Monday, November 17, 2008

Sacrament Success

After I opened my big mouth, we were asked to speak as a family for the first time since we've moved into our current ward...nearly three years! While some wards won't allow children younger than 12 to speak, our entire family was included on the soiree. We had nearly a month to prepare and decided that #3 and 4 would do a tag team effort with pictures and a few lines, #2 would play a duet on the piano with me to avoid speaking and #1 would be brave and give a real talk.
Two days before the event, #3 announced he would have nothing to do with any speaking parts, he was only going to hold the pictures and #2 decided that playing the piano in front of the ENTIRE WARD wasn't terrifying enough, he wanted a talk, too.
After a few last minute adjustments, we were able to put together a relatively nice program (in my own humble opinion!). #3 refused to hold the pictures come show time and after #4 said her first line into the microphone and scared the daylights out of herself, she refused to say the rest of her lines. I got to stand there, pictures, quivering children and all and give the first talk of the day.
#2 and #1 gave STELLAR talks (written by yours truly) without even the slightest hint of nerves between the two of them. AND THEN...#2 and I got behind the piano and performed "A Poor Wayfaring Man of Grief" together. #2 didn't miss a SINGLE note, despite the fact that it was his first ever public performance and only the 4th week that he's actually been playing piano! I, on the other hand was shaking so badly I missed quite a few notes but managed to keep up with my little Mozart. (Might I add that I haven't played the piano in front of people for over a decade??? Yeah, I know.)
We ended the program with me and Hubby, who gave an incredible talk himself. He always impresses me when it comes to these things because it's a side he doesn't show very often. He brought me (and most of the congregation) to tears.
All in all, we survived and hopefully get another 3 years before our next showing!

The four munchins pre-sacrament. #4 is trying quite hard to get #3, who was not in a posing mood, to smile.

And then...almost a smile there...

Sunday, November 9, 2008

School Pics and Commenting Tutorial

We are pleased to present this year's school pictures. Yay! No retakes necessary. Even the little preschoolers get to participate.
We begin with #4. She is 3 1/2 and enjoys dancing, singing and princesses. Her favorite thing to do during any given day is play house with her brother and dress up in 73 different outfits. She loves getting her hair done and yanking it out again. She loves animals as long as they don't make a move in her direction. Her favorite foods are candy, broccoli and anything on Mom's plate. Her best friend is Hayzen (when Mom's not around). She hasn't let her brother cut her hair at all in 2008, for which we are sooo proud. She's fond of Kung Fu (panda style) and loves to be read to. She can often be seen in mom's heels and jewelry and still loves to take naps. She has a quick wit and an even quicker temper. We don't know what we'd do without her!
Next is #3. He turned 5 in mid-June and got a ticket to pre-school for the third year in a row. This handsome little devil loves cars, especially the Lightning McQueen and NASCAR variety. He's a great big brother and spends many days indulging little sis with her "House" shenanigans. He loves to run football plays and can often be seen with a football tucked under his arm as he commentates his own quick slants and touch down passes. His best friends are Carter and Keegan and his dad. He loves to draw and is always surprising us with special family portraits. He still tickles us with his lisp and enjoys his favorite candy of "Nodes" (Nerds) every chance he gets. His other favorite foods include pancakes and pickles and he recently quit sucking his thumb! We love our little man!

#2 remains the family comic, break dancin', rap-singing fool that we all know and love. Having turned 8 in April, he's enjoying third grade, especially since two of his best friends Brodee and Kamree are in his class. He's picking up on the piano much faster than any of us anticipated and is excited to perform his duet with mom in Sacrament meeting on Sunday (sort of). His favorite foods are donuts, cookies and Mountain Dew. He is still known as one of the best athletes in his grade and lives for sports. He is also becoming quite the little artist and enjoys drawing footballs and field goals. He is a conscientious big brother, making sure his little siblings are always included and is the first to give a hug to anyone in the family. Our life would be quite boring without this little homey.

Last but not least is #1. 11 years old came pretty fast and he's enjoying being among the oldest of the elementary. Next year brings middle school and he can't wait (though the rest of us can). He recently started up his guitar lessons again, having taken a few months off. He's currently enjoying learning a Green Day and John Mayer song. His favorite foods include anything his friend's moms make and we're grateful for them since he wouldn't eat much otherwise. His best friends are Dyson and Payton (even though he only sees Payton a few times a year) and he's quite fond of several cute little blondes in the fifth grade. His taste in music makes me feel old and he is rarely without his beloved iPod. He's started tending his siblings for me from time to time and is saving his money for an iPhone (heaven help us all). He is super responsible, very helpful and becoming more of a friend to me all the time. We love this kid!

Now a quick tutorial for all of you sweet things that read my blog everyday and have yet to comment. You know who you are (Mom, Dad, Diane, Heather, Kenzie, Haley, Krista, and countless others who tell me ALL the time you read my blog...)! I would like to instruct you in the ways of blog commenting.
First of all, you need an account. You do NOT need a blog. Obtaining an account is simple and painless. You can set one up right now (as soon as you finish reading this post).
Simply click the link at the bottom of this post that says "Awesome people said". This is where you comment. It will ask you to SIGN IN at which point you will click the "Sign up here" link. From here, all you need is a valid email address (which I know ALL of you have). You can choose your display name, which is the name that will come up with your comments. You choose a password and VOILA! You can leave your comment. I hope you will all practice on this very post and leave many enlightening comments on all the posts to come.
Oh, and thanks for reading...I really do LOVE you all!!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Addendum to previous post...

Apparently while I was busy writing the last post, the rain turned to this...

And the kids came home from school looking like this, totally unimpressed that I hadn't bothered to come pick them up. Oops. The rest of this post is written by #1.I think she is a big idiot, a crapy mom, and i think she sucks. And she thinks its funny. But we don't at all.

(blah, blah, blah...Throw a big gold star on my forehead, huh? So much for Tuesday 'Tudes!)

Tuesday 'Tudes and Halloween Dudes

Well it's that time again. Tuesdays sure come around quickly!
Today's gratitude is an easy one. This morning I had the opportunity to vote in this year's election and while I'm not sure the outcome will be what I'm hoping for, I am grateful for the opportunity and the right.
I am grateful to live in a country where everyone has a chance to influence government, regardless of affluence.
I am grateful for military personnel all over the world defending that right even as I sit comfortably at my computer to write this.
Today, I'm also grateful for Kassie, my hair girl, and her thinning shears. We took off an entire tumble weed today.
I'm also grateful that it is still only raining and NOT snowing. I'm just not ready.

Now for HAlLoWEeN!
I once again uploaded all my pictures backwards so pardon me as I work in reverse.
Josh and Kristin brought Leah over to trick or treat with us. She was dressed super cute as a cuddly kitty and spent most of her time at the back door trying to bond with the doggy.

#2 was...SURPRISE...a football player!

After a yummy taco soup dinner courtesy of Kristen, we announced it was time to get ready for trick or treating. Hubby found #4 a few minutes later with her "makeup" on...

We had a hard time getting the three kids looking at the camera all at once. Leah was quite concerned with our pirate.

While #4 looks like an evil vamptress, we were actually going for a black fairy look. #3 took his role as pirate very seriously. I don't have a single picture of him smiling!


Devil Granny with the pirate and fairy just before hitting the streets.

At the first door of the night, our neighbors', the Morgans. #1 and 2 are MUCH too cool to trick or treat with us anymore. They had a great time with Dyson and Treven on their own.

Leah was so excited that people kept wanting to give her candy!

The day started with #4 dressed as Cinderella. While we were at Disneyland this summer, I bought her her idol's dress, assuming we would wear it for Halloween. Well, when it came time to start discussing costumes, #4 really wanted to pick something new and exciting. She surprised me when she settled on a black fairy costume but she was super excited about it. Until...Halloween morning. Then she announced she really wanted to be Cinderella after all. UGH! So, she was Cinderella for the Elementary School festivities and a fairy after dark.

Yes, #3 is intentionally crusting me off in this picture. He wasn't in the mood. Guess it got him in character early.

Sadly (and embarrassingly), this is the ONLY pic I got of #1 on Halloween. He dressed as a rival High School's football player that had been "slaughtered" by our team, the Rams. This is him parading through #2's classroom on Halloween morning.

Reggie Bush (I mean, #2) joining the parade as it made it's way through his classroom.

One of the activities we had the kids do during #2's class party was go on a scavenger hunt to find a costume for their teacher. Mr. Heath was a great sport and did Robyn's prom dress proud!

Haley, Kenzie and I dressed as Sweet 80's Chicks for the class party. Here's Haley explaining the rules of the scavenger hunt. My big regret of the day is not getting a group picture of the three of us. We were so totally rad.

Another game for the kids was the donut eating contest. They had to eat the donuts using only their mouths, without letting the donut hit the floor. I thought I would pee my pants laughing at some of these kids. Here's good friends Kamree (white dress), Brodee (rodeo cowboy), #2 and Carter (Bronco's player) giving it their best shot.

Brodee trying to use his knees to get his donut to his mouth.

This is the only pic I got of my bodacious self, courtesy of the new family photographer, #3. While I was getting ready the morning of the party, #2 came up the stairs with a horrified look on his face and asked,
"What ARE you?"
"Totally cool 80's Rocker Chick, Dude."
A few minutes later the following conversation was overheard...
#1: "What IS Mom?"
#2: "An old lady from the 80's."

And yes, I DID go to our Quarter Final Football game in my costume except I changed out of my sweet skirt and leggings into some jeans. And no, I'm afraid about half of our crowd did NOT know it was a costume.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Goulish Grub and a Renegade Photo Shoot

On Monday after family night, we decorated some putrid looking cookies. I was going to take some pictures of them but the cookies were eaten as fast as they were decorated.

Licking frosting while simultaneously pouring sprinkles takes big time concentration.

I really should have done the bath and jammies after the cookie escapade. At least she had sweet dreams!

Even 11 year olds dig a cookie decorating date once in awhile.

Hubby giving us all a clinic on proper frosting techniques. The ratio of frosting to cookie must be no less than 100:1.

Tonight, thanks to a great idea from awesome Super Mom Kelli, I decided to start a new tradition of a Frightful Feast at Halloween. Unfortunately, tomorrow is the official Hallowed Eve and we have our State Quarter Final Football game at 3pm, followed by a cRAzY night of small town trick-or-treating. I knew it would never get done. So tonight, on Hallowed Eve's Eve, we celebrated with some creepy cuisine!

We started with a "bone chilling" appetizer...

We followed it with some "monster finger" foods...

We "wrapped up" the meal with our mummy pizzas...

And hydrated ourselves with some "gutsy" bug juice!

#1 wasn't so sure any of this grub was edible.

#2 couldn't wait to dig in. (And no, I do not let my children wear Under Armor's version of the wife beater and chains around their necks in public. This is his "chillin" outfit.)

#3 never could be convinced that any of it was kosher.

#4 (also in her "chillin" outfit which consists of ripping apart a super cute hairdo and throwing on a too-small tank top) tried a bite of everything just so she could get to the good part...

"Brainy" cupcakes. Yummmm.

While I was uploading our dELiciOuS photos, I came upon the following. Apparently #3 and #4 got a hold of the camera and took turns playing "diva" while their sibling worked the lens. I left these photos in the order they were taken.

"Superstar"

Nothing says "STUD" quite like an oversized pair of spider man snow boots.

"Express yourself"

"I'm coming for YOU!"

Watch out world, this chic's got some killer Kung Fu Panda moves.

A final shot with the boys...

...and girls.

All in all, not bad for a renegade photo shoot!
PhotoStory Friday
Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek


Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Tuesday 'Tudes

Last week we were asked to speak in sacrament meeting in November. We were given the topic of "Expressing Gratitude" and at first I thought,
"Oh, easy. Thanksgiving...gratitude...say thanks."
Of course, once I got home and really started trying to come up with a concrete direction to work in, I realized it is such a broad topic. I've already found dozens and dozens of pages of talks and quotes and ideas.
One thing that has come up over and over in LDS and Non-LDS corners alike is a
Gratitude Journal.
I know I'm probably the last person on the planet to start one of these but there's no time like the present!
So from now on...(which in my life means most of the time but not all of the time but I'll try my best) I will try to jot down some gratitude attitudes every Tuesday. Hence, my first
Tuesday 'Tude:
  • Today I am grateful that I get a total of 4 1/2 hours every Tuesday without each of my kids during some point of the day. Today I was able to gather 3 large garbage bags of all the toys they CANNOT live without and stick them in the dumpster before they had a chance to beg and plead and cry about me throwing away their favorite (never touched since they came in the McDonald's happy meal) toys.
  • I am also grateful that Tuesday is trash day and my dumpster was empty and therefore large enough to hold said garbage bags so that my kids don't see their favorite toys through the white plastic bags.
  • Lastly, I'm grateful that I get a few days off in a row in which to attack my house once in awhile. If anyone is interested, come by and see my clean (ish) house. Come quick though, it's sure to disappear as fast as it came. (kind of like an eclipse)

Monday, October 20, 2008

10 Things I Can't Live Without

Tagged by Tasha...now for the 10 things I can't live without!!!

(Please understand that these are not necessarily in order of importance. My computer at work isn't cooperating and letting me rearrange the pictures. Although the first two are where they belong, the others make me look a little superficial. It's a tag, people...don't get too carried away.)

Kids and Hubby are of course intertwined here. I've had to try and live without Hubby from time to time and I'm no good at it! He's my best friend and the best dad ever.

And of course, as much as I gripe about the kiddos, I'd be lost without them. They are the reason I laugh and cry all day long.



I do EVERYTHING on my mac. It's my email, my bill pay, my picture storage, my music holder, my direction finder, my blog provider, and holds the 300+ pages of the book I hope to someday finish writing!



This is water to me. No other explanation needed.


The Manti Temple is one of my favorite places to go. It's a reminder, a reprieve and the only place on earth I feel totally at ease.



This is the greatest set of books ever! The more I read, the more I enjoy. I take them everywhere and when I start to think I can't do it anymore, I open them up and realize I can!


My tub. It's almost as peaceful as the temple, depending on who's on the other side of the bathroom door and what they're screaming, beating up on or decimating.


My Chi. OK, maybe I could live without it if I had to, but it wouldn't be pretty. I'd look like a white Tina Turner.


Duh. Who can live without one of these nowadays? I'd like to think I could but I know I couldn't. And I wouldn't even want to try.

And of course, my BMW (Big Mormon Wagon). This is where I spend 90% of my waking hours. It's big enough for the whole fam, the dog, a Costco and Tai Pan run all at once. Someday I'll downsize but in the meantime, I really like knowing that if you run into me, chances are I'm going to win.



Now, I tag Kelly, Lisa, Boo, Cam, Summer, the other Amy, Tamber, Nanette, Nicole and Debbie (and anyone else who wants to play!)