So, after working the last two nights then running up to Provo after a very short 4 hours of sleep, getting this email cracked me up. Had to share...
A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check,
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
And tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted teller
And without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some asshole's got my pen!'
Welcome to my life! But, on a happier note...look what Mommy got at Costco! (Happy Late Mother's Day to me...or Happy Father's Day to Hubby...)
Now a quick sad note, too. We just looked outside and saw the nest we've been watching for over a month now on the GROUND! A wind just blew it off the beam it was on and two of the four baby birdies died on scene. This is a pic of the last remaining two. I scooped them up and put them back in the nest, so now I'm afraid the momma won't take them. We just put it back up, so we'll see. I'm just glad the boys found it and not the little girl. She'd be traumatized!
Celebrating Holy Week (Days 5&6)
6 years ago
4 awesome people said...:
Nice joke. It suits you. BTW I LOVE your cousins blog. I want her to do mine. Do what you gotta do to get her to do it. Let me know if I should email her or if you just want to talk to her for me.
Oh my GOSH I need that!! I haven't laughed that hard in a while...I almost want to wake Jon up to tell him, but I won't. I just hope I remember to tell him in the morning!!
I meant I needED that. I don't need a rectal thermometer if that's what it sounded like...
dang funny nurse joke...I'll sleep some extra hours for ya!!
what hosp do you work at again??
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